There are many recurring characters in the animated series South Park, aside from the four main characters, Eric Theodore Cartman, Stanley "Stan" Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick. Leopold "Butters" Stotch and Tweek replaced Kenny for a half season each during the sixth season. See their respective articles for details.

Family members

Gerald, Sheila and Ike Broflovski

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Sheila Broflovski is a staunch supporter of censorship and political correctness, frequently taking to the streets to protest in the name of her children against those influences she views as "corrupting". Since she rarely takes any attention away from her personal crusades to actually monitor the material to which her children are exposed, however, her efforts rarely have any effect on the boys' behavior. Sheila is the founder of Mothers Against Canada in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and the official establisher of "National Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week" in the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady". Her outspoken crusade against Terrance and Philip in the South Park film inspires Eric Cartman's group musical number "Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch."

*106: Against the airing of Terrance and Phillip, expanded in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
*110: Against the nativity/Christmas in the school play
*205: Educating the general public about "Conjoined Twin Myslexia", a condition in which one member of a pair of conjoined twins dies in the womb and remains attached to the living twin. The only actual sufferer of Conjoined Twin Myslexia in the town is greatly annoyed by Sheila's efforts to single her out, stating that she does not want any preferential treatment based on her condition.
*507: Sex education needs to be taught at a younger age
*614: The children are intolerant of Mr. Garrison's rampant homosexuality, including accounts of S&M and gerbilling that are ignored by Sheila.
*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut: As aforementioned, Sheila goes on a rampant crusade against Terrance and Philip and the increased profanity that they cause among the children of South Park. She founds the group Mothers Against Canada, which demands the shutdown of Terrance and Philip, and eventually advocates the violent suppression of Canada. In the movie, she always accepts violence over profanity, and plays a role in a climactic scene in the movie by summarily executing Terrance and Philip. At one point, she finishes a campaign speech by saying "Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

Gerald Broflovski is a lawyer, who is shown to be opportunist, helping everybody sue the school district in "Sexual Harassment Panda". He is also a friend of Nate Bullard, and is somewhat less adamant about ethics than his wife. He has a lifelong but suppressed dream of becoming a dolphin, and temporarily becomes one in episode 901, "Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina". He observes the tenets of Judaism traditionally. In "Spontaneous Combustion", it is shown that he cannot get an erection, until he sees three young women take off their clothes. This implies that he finds Sheila unattractive.

Ike Broflovski is Kyle's adopted baby brother and a Canadian. He is the ball in Kyle's game of "Kick the Baby." Ike speaks in echo-y baby talk, but sometimes speaks profanity, often by influence of his brother. Ike watches "The McNeil Lehrer NewsHour" weeknights from 10-11 pm and reads John Steinbeck novels, because of his status as a genius.

Kyle Schwartz

Kyle's cousin, also named Kyle, is the epitome of a Jewish stereotype, adept at financial affairs but incredibly geeky and non-athletic, who constantly suffers from his sinuses. His catchphrase from the three episodes he was featured in is, "I'm baaaaaack!" Despite his nerdiness, he has played baseball for the South Park Cows and occasionally serves as Cartman's moral accountant. When he visits, his aunt Sheila refers to him as Kyle, while she refers to her son Kyle as "Kyle 2".

Randy, Sharon, Shelley and Grampa Marsh

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Randy and Sharon (originally "Carol") Marsh are the parents of Stan, and his exceptionally violent sister Shelley.

Sharon is a receptionist at Tom's Rhinoplasty and Randy is a geologist, he is one of three scientist in South Park aside from Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Clyde's father who is also a geologist. During his younger years Randy was a member of a briefly successful boy band "Ghetto Avenue Boys". He occasionally shows a penchant for singing and dancing. Randy frequently shows the character traits of impulsiveness and irrationality, summed up well in the ability to take something 'too far', and too easily, time and time again. He is more prominent than most of the parents in South Park with a lot more one-liners (Stan: We're just practicing our band. Randy: Oh. I thought some Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths) and there are several episodes in which he features as a main character. He tends to be a leader in one of the groups of SP citizens when they protest or fight each other, usually the side representing the "Democrat" point of view (i.e I'm A Little Bit Country).

In the Spontaneous Combustion episode, Randy is awarded a Nobel Prize for finding the cause of the spontaneous human combustion of some SP persons. He won the prize in favor of Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and a 'real scientist' who found the grand unification theory. It turned out the spontaneous combustion was caused by people holding in their farts and explosion of the accumulated methane (or marsh gas) in their guts. Kenny was the first to die as he fell in love with a girl and did not want to fart in her presence. Randy briefly became the most popular guy in South Park, until the excess methane caused a heatwave. He finally came up with a grand "Theory of Moderation", solving the problems of heatwaves and spontaneous combustion.

In The Losing Edge episode, Randy constantly gets into fights with other fathers, an activity he treats as a sport. After removing his shirt, he says, "Whatta ya wanna do huh?" and throws beer over his opponent; normally winning the fight, the police arrest Randy in a pitiable state, to which he responds, "I thought this was America!"

Sharon and Randy were briefly divorced in "Clubhouses". In his episode Randy calls Sharon a cunt.

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Shelly is a violent twelve year old with an awkward set of headgear braces. She enjoys watching "Friends", listening to Britney Spears records, dating older men, beating up Stan, and calling him and his friends "turds." Despite the mutual dislike between Shelly and the boys, she and Eric Cartman formed a cease-fire in the episode "Cat Orgy" and get back at Shelly's boyfriend, Skyler, who is twenty-two years old and was only dating her for sex (she refused and he dumped her). She is likely a reference to Trey Parker's older sister, named Shelley.

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"Grandpa" Marvin Marsh is the elderly patriarch of the Marsh family, and lives with the Marsh family. He is 102 years old and confined to a wheelchair. He is somewhat senile and calls Stan "Billy". On episode 106, Death, Grandpa constantly demands that "Billy" euthanize him. In episode Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes, he is employed as a greeter at the newly-constructed Wall-Mart store. He features heavily in episode 710, Grey Dawn, in which the senior citizens lose their drivers' licenses. He has been referred to as both Sharon and Randy's father. If this is not a continuity error, then Stan and Shelly are inbred. frame

Liane Cartman

Cartman's mom is famous in South Park for being sexually promiscuous. She was at one point the featured model on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine. Young Eric denies this allegation made by Stan and Kyle in many episodes. When the truth finally came out of his mothers mouth, he defends her by saying she was, "young and needed the money." To which Stan almost habitually counters with, "Dude, those pictures were taken like last month."
In South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut it was revealed that she takes part in German 'scheiße' movies and Kyle and Stan often attempt to alert Cartman to his mother's sexual deviancy which, contrary to evidence, he emphatically denies. In fact, it was revealed that, as a hermaphrodite, Liane could not possibly be Cartman's mother and is, in fact, his father. The identity of Cartman's real mother is unknown.

Liane often does whatever Cartman tells her to do. She waits on him as if she were his slave while he watches television. She also perpetuates the belief that Cartman is not fat but "big boned". She finally admits to him that she was lying to make him feel better about himself, and tells him that he really is just fat, in "Fat Camp".

Liane is the name of a much-despised former fiancée of Trey Parker's, who also gave this name to his ill-fated horse in Cannibal! The Musical. Reportedly, the real-life Liane left Trey for another man just a month before they were to be married when Trey was still in college, before South Park became a hit.

The McCormicks

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Kenny's family, the McCormicks, are exceptionally poor, and are depicted as being stereotypical "white trash". A typical daily meal in this family would consist of frozen waffles with no side dishes ("Are we to understand that there will be no side dishes with our frozen waffles?" - Cartman) Kenny's father, Stuart, was a high school friend of Gerald Broflovski. He is an alcoholic, a fact that Cartman never lets Kenny forget. Strangly, Stuart died in the episode, "Death" when he is sling-shot into the network building.
Kenny's mother, whose first name has never been mentioned, was only sixteen years old when she had Kenny, and usually wears an "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt, but has on occasion been shown with a "God Bless America" shirt instead. She seems to be more separated from the other moms, and both McCormicks are not always present at events or meetings which the other families normally attend. The McCormicks are too poor to buy and own a house, instead living in a run-down shack that Stuart and Gerald built as a hideaway when they were teenagers. Both Mr. and Mrs. McCormick frequently argue and fight with each other, yet they haven't separated, probably because neither of them can afford to buy another place to live. In the movie, Kenny's mom is credited as "Ms. McCormick" for her singing in the song "Blame Canada". Mrs. Mcormick is also somewhat of a worrier as implied in Timmy 2000 where she was worried about Kenny having ADD.

The McCormicks have been through a lot of grief over the course of the series, in large part due to the many deaths of their son. In episode 406, Cartman Joins NAMBLA, shortly after Kenny dies Mrs. McCormick gives birth to a baby named Kenny, and states that this is the 52nd time Kenny has died. However, Matt and Trey (creators of South Park) said they can do whatever they want with Kenny, and there needs be no logical explanation. Aside from Kenny, the McCormick's have two other children, a small girl who seemingly has no name, and appeared in only one episode, Best Friends Forever and an older son named Kevin who is also rarely seen, wears braces and has very few speaking lines, so he has a very small role and not much is known about him.

It was implied in Lil' Crime Stoppers that they ran in a meth lab.

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Stephen (formely Chris) and Lynda Stotch

Stephen and Lynda Stotch are Butters' parents. They are most often depicted as harsh and authoritarian parents who will punish Butters for any misdemeanour, even things which are not his fault. (For example, in the episode Toilet Paper they attack Butters for confessing to TP'ing the art teachers house, when he hadn't - Butters defence that he was "shot up with sodium pentathol")

Lynda wears a maroon dress and has blonde hair, and displays a submissive personality. She is employed as an engineer. Stephen wears an olive drab shirt and a distinctive white tie, with a hairstyle similar to a grown-out crewcut. His appearance implies a military background of some sort, possibly explaining why Butters refers to him as "Sir". In Butters' Very Own Episode he was revealed as a closet homosexual, prompting Lynda to try and kill Butters before attempting suicide. The events have never been mentioned since, and the Stotches appear to be in denial of them.

It could be argued quite easily that the Stotches are the most dysfunctional set of characters in South Park, (which is quite an achievement!)

Mr. and Mrs. Tweek

Tweek's parents own a coffee shop, called Tweek's Coffee, which might be a nameplay on Peet's Coffee and the term "tweaked" for someone who is hyper after consuming too much caffeine. Unlike Butters' parents, they aren't at all abusive, but their parenting skills aren't much better, as they claim (they may either believe or lie) that Tweek has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, although his problems obviously stem from the fact he drinks too much coffee. Tweek's father, Richard Tweek, has a penchant for the extended use of metaphors for coffee. In the episode Underpants Gnomes, he also sanctioned the use of children in political commercials to push his point of view. He also occasionally makes playful jokes that freak his son out (for example, claiming he was planning to sell Tweek into slavery).

School (adults)

Mr. Herbert Garrison

Chef

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Jerome 'Chef' McGilroy is one of very few black characters in South Park, and the chef at the South Park Elementary School. A stereotypical character, Chef is obsessed with sex (especially with white women), and he is somewhat promiscuous. He is a talented singer, and has a tendency to sing wildly inappropriate songs when his muse strikes him. The children often seek him out when in need of guidance or information. He is voiced by Isaac Hayes. He refers to Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as 'children' even if there is only one of them present. He once almost married a succubus, but the boys saved him. His parents live in Scotland, and his mother has a tendency to offer any problem that has a soul, "tree-fiddy" or three dollars and fifty cents, mainly to the Loch Ness Monster.

See also: Chocolate Salty Balls, Chewbacca Defense.

Chef's appearances became more and more limited as the show has progressed. On March 14, 2006, Isaac Hayes (Voice Of Chef ) reportedly quit South Park in saying that he didn't like how the show was treating various religions, claiming that there was a difference between satire and intolerance.

Although the offensive episode was not directly brought up, it was Trapped in the Closet (Season 9 Episode 12), where Scientology was dubbed as a "global scam", that was thought to have caused Hayes to quit, because he himself is a Scientologist. It was later revealed, however, that because of Hayes' health, he had not been able to act for some time, and had no intention of quitting; the letter supposedly written by Hayes was revealed to be a hoax.
On March 22, 2006, a new episode aired with Chef in it; however, his speech was made up of previously-recorded lines. In this episode he appears to have been brainwashed by the "Super Adventure Club" (a paedophilic group) when he continuously states that he wants to sodomize the children. However, he befalls a rather gruesome death later in the episode (falls down some jagged rocks, gets impaled on some sharp rocks at the bottom and his body, including most of his face, is mauled by a lion and bear simultaneously). He reappears later, alive, in a Darth Vader-like suit, voiced by Peter Serafinowicz.

Ms. Diane Choksondik

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After Mr. Garrison was temporarily suspended from teaching duties, he was replaced by Ms. Diane Choksondik (pronounced "chokes-on-dick", a bit of foreshadowing), who was most notable for her implausibly large, saggy breasts and one lazy eye. She also strongly resembles former Attorney General Janet Reno. Occasionally, if she raised her arms high enough, the ends of her breasts would poke out from under her shirt. Ms. Choksondik died in the middle of the sixth season, and Mr. Garrison eventually replaced her as the fourth grade teacher. Before her death, Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship (her first, contrary to what the name "chokes on dick" would seem to imply) with Mr. Mackey after they were assigned to prepare a series of sex education lectures for the 4th grade students together. Though it was never explicitly stated, one would assume that Ms. Choksondik's cause of death was choking to death on Mr. Mackey's penis while performing oral sex on him. The children often refer to her as Ms. "Makes-me-sick" or Ms. "Chokes-on-Rocks", completely missing the apparently too-good-to-be-true humor of her real name. Her Spanish name is "Srita. Selastraga", Spanish for "Ms. Swallowit".

Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary School. She is indecisive and eager to avoid any controversy. She speaks with a strong Minnesotan accent.

It is unknown whether Victoria is her first or last name (or both). Her inverted name is a reference to actress Victoria Principal. It is implied that she has had a sexual relationship with Mrs. Cartman, possibly making her a potential mother for Cartman.

Mrs. Veronica Crabtree

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Veronica Crabtree was the school bus driver. She appeared to be suffering from paranoia, or at least was mentally unstable. She had a bird living in her hair and constantly screams "Sit down n' shut up!", or asked the children on her bus "What did you say?" after they insulted her. They would say something else that sounds similar in order to avoid trouble.

In the episode titled "Cartman's incredible gift" Mrs. Crabtree was murdered by a serial killer.

Mr. Mackey

School children

Timmy

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Timmy is a blonde (or light orange-haired) child confined to a wheelchair, although he can actually stand and walk somewhat without it. He can usually only say his own name, a garbled line that sounds like "livin' a lie", Jimmy's name, and Gobbles, the name of his pet turkey. He also says "Please help me!" quite clearly in the episode 4th Grade (South Park) when his wheelchair (being used as a time machine) goes on an out-of-control rampage in which it cannot be halted or slow down or it will explode, in a parody of the movie Speed (see Trivia 4th Grade (South Park) ).

Timmy was originally described as being mentally retarded, but over time his character has become described less as such and more often as "disabled". In various episodes (such as Up the Down Steroid) he appears to be quite cognizant, intelligent and principled. He was even seen skillfully using an image editing program. He appears to have hydrocephalus, as well as involuntary movements.

Token Black (formerly Token Williams)

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Token Williams/Black is the only African American child in the main characters' class. His name comes from the phrase "token minority", typically used to describe non-white persons thrown into small roles in TV shows and movies. In a satire on racial stereotypes, Token's family is the wealthiest of the families shown on South Park.

In the episode Here Comes the Neighborhood, Token's last name is said to be "Williams", but in episodes Quest for Ratings and Wing, his last name is said to be "Black". This may either simply be his stage name, or the South Park creators may have either forgotten it or deliberately changed it (see "Jimmy" below).

In episode 401, "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", Cartman is sent to juvenile detention for a hate crime after he assaulted Token.

In episode 512, Here Comes the Neighborhood, Token is being bullied by his classmates because his parents are rich; his dad makes at least $200,000 per year, they live in a house four times as big as the other houses in South Park and he has lobster in his lunch box. Token tries to blend in by wearing cheap clothes bought at J-Mart (a parody of K-Mart), instead of Armani, but does not really succeed. Token then writes to a real estate developer so there will be more rich kids in South Park. Eventually Will Smith, Snoop Dogg, Oprah Winfrey and P. Diddy all come to live in South Park, with their children (who play polo and speak with a British English accent). The other citizens of South Park do not take kindly to this development, calling their new neighbors "richers" and making them sit at the front of the local buses (a thinly-veiled play on segregation-era racism and the word nigger, as all the richer characters are black). Mr. Garrison successfully incites the regular 'poor' people in South Park to begin discriminating and protesting against the inflow of rich people — by burning large wooden "lower case t's" (for 'time to leave') in the rich people's yards and scaring them by dressing up as ghosts (in white sheets that look like KKK outfits), since supposedly rich people are afraid of ghosts. Finally all the rich people move away from South Park and Mr. Garrison suggests to sell all the rich people's houses so they themselves can become rich. Jimbo reminds him that that was exactly not the point and after brief thought Mr. Garrison exclaims: "Well, at least we got rid of all those damn ni...," thereupon being abruptly cut off by the end of the show and the credits.

In episode 709, Christian Rock Hard, Token was the bass player for Cartman's Christian rock band, Faith + 1. Token didn't know he could play bass until Cartman told him: "You're black, so you can play bass". Token then responds with a classic and smooth bass line, supporting Butters' drumming. He was quite surprised to find that particular skill in himself - and more than surprised, irritated to see Cartman's stereotype proven true.

In episode 714, "Raisins", he steals Wendy Testaburger from Stan, who flips him off because of it.

In the episode Free Willzyx, when the kids kidnap the orca Willzx, most of the kids paint their face black as camouflage. Token paints his face white instead.

Wendy Testaburger

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Wendy was, for a long time, the object of Stan's affections; however, he would vomit out of nervousness whenever she came near him. She later dumped him for Token.

She is quite liberal in her political views, and often argues with Cartman. She is easily the smartest of all the children in the class, for example, in the episode "Tom's Rhinoplasty", she disposes of the substitute teacher, communicating in fluent Arabic with Iraqi agents.

Wendy tends to get extremely jealous. When Stan becomes enamoured with the substitute teacher (Miss Ellen), Wendy tries to win him back by wearing a tight leather skirt and heavy makeup; when that doesn't work, she has Miss Ellen shot into the sun. When all the boys become obsessed with Bebe's breasts in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Wendy gets breast implants for three thousand dollars, only to be laughed at by her classmates, and poked by Butters.

Her character was reportedly inspired by Trey Parker's former fiancée, who broke off their engagement and married someone else – just weeks before South Park became a hit.

In a recent episode, she broke off her long-standing relationship with Stan and apparently started a relationship with Token Black. This relationship has not been mentioned in any later episodes of South Park, though Stan and Wendy are still broken up as of now.

When asked during a staff chat on South Park Studios if Stan and Wendy would ever be brought back together, Matt Stone replied that their love seemed to be written in the stars, but it is as if the world conspires to keep them apart. He wasn't sure about it though.

Quotes:
: "Hi, Stan!"
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: "Eeeewwww!"
: "Oh, look, a French fry"

Bebe Stevens

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Bebe is Wendy's blonde-haired best friend. She had a one-episode "relationship" with Kyle (who wasn't even aware it was happening), but decided that she couldn't take the "codependency", she started another "relationship" with Clyde. She is the first of the South Park kids to hit puberty, as seen in Episode 610 "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society".

Philip "Pip" Pirrip

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Pip is a British child who is extremely unpopular with his classmates due to his foreign ancestry and his general wimpiness. The other boys generally assume him to be French, even though he hates the French. His character is based on Pip from Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, a book which series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone hated; the explanation that Dickens' Pip gives for his nickname is the same one South Park's Pip gives for his. In episode 205, "Conjoined Fetus Lady", Pip is a main character.

Episode 405 took time away from South Park to present Matt Stone and Trey Parker's version of Great Expectations. Naturally, this episode features Pip heavily and bears his name as the title. Malcolm McDowell of A Clockwork Orange fame introduces and narrates the story. This episode has never been rerun by Comedy Central.

Clyde Donovan (formerly "Clyde Goodman")

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Clyde Donovan is best known as being the second fattest kid in South Park, as seen in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (episode 401). He has consistently remained present throughout the 9 seasons, though recently, he has taken on a larger role, alongside "Craig and those guys," as Cartman often calls the group. He once told environmentalists that his father, like Randy Marsh, is a geologist, though Mr. Donovan is never shown.

Craig

Main article: Craig

Even though he hangs out with the boys, Craig is most well known for flipping off people seemingly without reason, and is often seen sitting outside Mr. Mackey's office. (His whole family also seem to have this problem, including his little sister.) One possible explanation for this is that he has Tourette's Syndrome. Additionally, he had short success on South Park Elementary's Television Station with a show that featured close-up shots of animals with a wide angle lens, and he later added hats to the animals on his show. The show was cancelled after some of the other South Park characters did an exposé on ongoing cough syrup addiction in the school on their competing News Show. Craig's show was cancelled for its incredible drop in ratings after cough syrup was banned. When Cartman hears of this news he promptly tells Craig to go play with himself. Whenever Cartman gets something new or does something impressive, he often insists that he and Stan, Kyle and Kenny go tell "Craig and those guys" before they do anything else.

Speculation has been made about Craig's last name being "Nommel", but is as of yet unconfirmed by the creators or anyone else.

Compared to the other boys, Craig has a very nasal voice..

Jimmy Vulmer (formerly "Jimmy Swanson")

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Like Timmy, he is handicapped, but he uses crutches to walk and is able to speak to people (albeit with a stutter). He likes to perform stand-up comedy. His favorite song is The Twelve Days of Christmas, which he (excruciatingly) performs in front of City Hall. In the episode "Cripple Fight" he and Timmy engage in a fistfight that is, shot-for-shot, nearly identical to the fistfight scene in They Live. Later, though, they get along very well, playing together in a Lord of the Rings parody, teaming up against Christopher Reeve in "Krazy Kripples" and in "Up the Down Steroid." Jimmy seems to be the only one who can understand Timmy's utterances. His last name is uncertain; he was known as "Jim Swanson" in "Krazy Kripples," but "Vulmer" in the episode "Up the Down Steroid" and "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" (it was possibly changed in order to avoid confusion with another handicapped character in an animated show, Joe Swanson from Family Guy). It is therefore assumed that "Vulmer" is his last name. Jimmy has recently started to expand his role on South Park; it is unknown if he is being eased in as a main character. Recently, he has started to get erections, and it is very possible that he is not a virgin.

He additionally appears to have tremendous arm strength, perhaps due to his use of crutches. (The same appears true with Timmy - in their fight in "Cripple Fight", they throw punches at each other that seem ridiculously overpowered for their age.) However, his crutches seem to hinder his arm use. This is shown in one episode as he tries to get someone a shopping cart out of a row.

Dog Poo

Dog Poo is a student who sits in the front row of class. He has messy gray hair, dirty clothes, and a mark on the side of his jaw that may be a large mole, scab, or dirt stain. Dog Poo wasn't named until episode 606, where he was one of the children that Stan, Kyle and Cartman considered as a replacement 4th friend for Kenny. Dog Poo lamented his status as a supporting character, but didn't survive the first cut. He has had no speaking lines or actions since. Judging by his appearance, Dog Poo likely comes from a very poor home environment, yet no attention is paid to him. This is likely deliberate social commentary by the writers. The character could also be a reference to Pig-Pen in the Peanuts comic strip.

Dog Poo is often thought to be one of the McCormick children, as Kenny's brother Kevin strongly resembles him.

The Mole

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The Mole, real name Christophe, is an operative who aided Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman in the film as the trio attempted to free the imprisoned Terrence and Phillip from the United States military, in order to prevent the duo's execution. The kids' schoolmate, Gregory of Yardale, who was more knowledgeable and sophisticated in the ways of politics and warfare, put the kids into contact with the Mole. The kids were shocked to find out that the Mole was a child like themselves, albeit a volatile, paranoid one. The Mole decided to help the boys sneak into the military base where they hoped to free Terrence and Phillip while the soldiers were distracted by a USO show. Because the plan was botched by Cartman (and, in part, a ghostly Kenny), the Mole was mortally wounded in an attack by the base's guard dogs and died (assuming he wasn't revived after Kenny's wish).

The Mole is a mercenary for hire who specializes in digging and navigating tunnels, hence his nickname. He is of French descent and speaks with an accent, although he is very fluent in English. He is not, however, French-Canadian, as has been suspected, because unlike other Canadians, has a head that is in one piece. According to him, his mother tried to perform an abortion on herself while pregnant with him. All we know of his mother is that she does not tolerate blasphemy against God. The Mole, in keeping with his French existentialist stereotype, frequently says derogatory things about God, which gets him grounded.
Along with Gregory, Christophe has gained a decent fanbase despite only appearing for a limited time in the movie.

Kevin (previously "Casey")

One of the few students who has been named, Kevin is present in the classroom scenes from the very first episode and accompanied the boys to fourth grade. He has straight black hair, wears a sky-blue jacket (which is why he is known in the storyboards as "Sky", by which he might have been referred to as in "Lil' Crime Stoppers") and red gloves. He is not to be confused with Mephesto's silent companion or Kenny's rarely heard-from brother. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady", it was revealed that his parents are Chinese, although he doesn't bear the "slanted" eyes of the stereotypes that the show made on the episode. Rather, he has the same set of eyes as the main characters. This supports Chef's speech that same scene that tells the children that race doesn't matter and people shouldn't be fun of for it. However, he does give liberty to making fun of people on account of nationality.

He is first referred to by name in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" by Mr. Garrison as "Casey" (possibly "K.C." from which many fans claim 'C' as the initial of his last name.), but is referred to by Stan in Conjoined Fetus Lady as "Kevin". Since then, he has consistently been referred to as "Kevin". He is a tertiary character who pretty much only speaks when some variety is needed and all second-tier characters have been used (Butters, Clyde, Token, Craig, etc). However, he does speak on the bus to China in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", again in "The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers" and "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". His voice fluctuates in each of the three episodes. In "Marjorine", he goes back to his original Craig/Clyde-like voice heard in Conjoined Fetus Lady.

In "My Future Self n' Me", a couple known as the Brooks hire a man vaguely resembling the Kevin character (who has the same sky-blue/red color scheme and hairstyle) to keep their son out of drugs by using him as a "future self" decoy. Although the child is referred to as Kevin, it is unsure if "Kevin Brooks" and Kevin were intended to be the same character (as the show tends to reuse similar-looking models for different characters). Although the actor wears Kevin's colors, the parents don't look Chinese at all, creating a remote possibility that Kevin is adopted.

The writers have also used Kevin as a throwaway name for one-time appearance characters in "Summer Sucks" and "Helen Keller! The Musical".

Kindergarteners

The Kindergarteners were first introduced when Mr. Garrison was made their teacher after losing his job as the third grade teacher. The kindergarteners are voiced by real-life toddlers and speak in garbled baby talk. Among the toddlers is Ike Broflovski, who joined the class as a three year old and won class president in the episode "Trapper Keeper".

The Kindergarteners can also be found in Treasure Cove when all of the adults were sent to jail for "molestering" their children. They live opposite Smiley Town and frighten the Outlander. They live their lives to get the book so they will not be sacrificed to the provider (a John Elway statue).

Goth Kids

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A small clique of Goths hang around the back of the school. The things they talk about are rather depressing and they constantly refer to themselves as "nonconformist," but are portrayed as cookie-cutter clichés. Conformists are referred to by the Goths as "Britney and Justin wannabes." Stan joined them for a while after Wendy left him for Token and later recruited one of them for his dance troupe. They even performed as a band at the talent show in the episode Erection Day. The song they played was called "Talent Shows are for Fags." The female Goth's name has been revealed to be Henrietta, the others haven't, though speculation has been made. The boy with the red streaks in his hair is named Dylan, and the boy with the curly hair is Ethan. The kindergarten Goth's name is Georgie.

Miscellaneous

Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey, the "Christmas Poo," is the scatological counterpart to Frosty the Snowman, with the light-hearted flair of 60's-era Rankin & Bass holiday specials. He emerges from the toiletbowl on Christmas Eve and brings presents to boys and girls with high fiber diets. Mr. Hankey has appeared in at least three Christmas episodes, and inspired an actual retail CD (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) in which he has his own theme song. In one episode he departed from the Christmas theme to drive a snooty annual ('anal' according to Mr. Garrison) film festival out of town with a tornado made of sewage. His trademark line is "Hooooooooowwww-dee ho!"

Big Gay Al

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Big Gay Al is a stereotypical gay man. He runs an animal farm for gay animals who have been rejected by homophobic pet owners. He also appeared in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, entertaining U.S. troops. He sang the song 'I'm Super' whilst the kids tried to free Terrance and Phillip. He was banned as a Boy Scout leader for being homosexual, to be replaced by a 'macho man' who took nude photographs of the children. On November 2nd of 2005, Big Gay Al married Mr. Slave (Garrison's ex-boyfriend).

Mr. Slave

Mr. Slave is the former gay lover and sex slave of teacher Mr. Garrison. Mr. Slave was first introduced as a replacement for Mr. Garrison's beloved hand-puppet Mr. Hat, in an attempt by Mr. Garrison to get fired for being homosexual ("The Death Camp of Tolerance"). Mr. Slave has been known to insert animals into his anus, as in the same episode a gerbil named Lemmiwinks must travel through Mr. Slave's digestive system with the help of the spirits of other animals who perished there. In 'Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset', Paris Hilton suffers an identical fate. Big Gay Al is known for his love for Homosexual animals, in his Big Gay Animal Shelter, so it is well known that Mr. Slave sticks no more gerbils up his anus, as shown in Lemmiwinks. Mr. Slave is no longer Mr. Garrison's lover after episode 901 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina, Mr. Slave states that he doesn't like vaginas because he is gay. Later, in the episode Follow That Egg!, Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al get married, to the frustration of Mr. Garrison.

Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblansky

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Stan's uncle Jimbo Kern, Randy's half brother, and his sidekick Ned Gerblansky represent South Park's large population of stereotypical "hicks". They are obsessed with large trucks, beer, guns, explosions, and killing animals. They detest "liberals" and circumvent anti-hunting laws by yelling "it's coming right for us!" before shooting any animal, thereby justifying the kill as self defense.

Jimbo and Ned met while in the Vietnam War, where Jimbo was a helicopter pilot. During the war, Ned lost his right arm when a hand grenade exploded in his hand. It is unknown as to why he never got a mechanical replacement. Ned also lost his formerly mellifluous voice due to cancer, apparently caused by cigarette smoking, and is forced to speak with an electronic voicebox. Despite the fact that Ned lost one of his arms, he can still wield two-handed weapons, such as a flamethrower (as seen in the picture on the right), and even an M249 SAW in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

In the episode "It Hits the Fan" it is hinted that Jimbo is a homosexual.

Ned loses his voicebox in the episode "Jackovasaurus". He resorts to belching speech, and when Jimbo finally gets him a replacement voicebox, he accidentally gets him the Irish model (giving Ned a heavy Irish accent). By the end of the episode, Ned has a voicebox that makes him sound just as he used to (it sounds perfectly human). He and Jimbo agree that the voicebox sucks, and Ned says that he's "still trying to find his old one".

Jimbo is often shown carrying a rifle. This strongly resembles an M16 with a scope on the carrying handle.
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Officer Barbrady

Until the seventh season, Officer Barbrady was the town's only policeman. Since then, the South Park police force has expanded to include other officers, such as Sergeant Yates and Policeman Brown. The police force motto on his squad car is, "To Patronize and Annoy". He was illiterate until forced to learn to read to solve a crime. He then read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, an experience that made him regret ever learning to read. He has a hearing aid and speaks louder than he should. He is often mocked by adults and children alike (for example, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny call him "Officer Butt-baby"). He is generally incompetent and stupid, not noticing even when Pip shoots a plunger in his head.

Mayor and aides

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Mayor McDaniels is the mayor of South Park. Even though she is a Princeton University graduate, she is a largely incompetent politician and is mostly interested in getting good publicity for herself. Her two sycophantic aides usually tell her what to do.

The mayor often openly opines that she hates South Park and considers the people who live in it to be a collection of "brain-dead hicks". She hates Barbrady as well, but is largely stuck with him; however, it is implied that they have had some secret, rather unusual liasions together (in Pinkeye and Summer Sucks). It is sometimes implied that she is a closet lesbian.

In the episode 902, Die Hippie, Die, she attempted to commit suicide by shooting herself in the head, but was later shown in that same episode with a bloody bandage around her head. South Park producers answered this query when posed by a viewer that she has no brain, hence she did not die.

Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Kevin

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Dr. Alphonse Mephisto is a stereotyped mad scientist, who specialises in genetic engineering and, like Frankenstein, proceeds to create strange creatures without stopping to consider whether he should. Dr. Mephisto is based on Marlon Brando's character in the 1996 movie version of "The Island of Dr. Moreau". He may also be compared with Richard Attenborough, who plays the park owner who messes with nature from the trilogy of Jurassic Park films. He is also the father of Terrance who once competed against Kyle in a science fair project. There are rumors that the Mephisto character is based on UCLA microbiology professor Roger Bohman who teaches a popular course on AIDS awareness at the school.

He often seems interested in genetically engineering creatures with more than one pair (usually four pairs) of buttocks - an apparent parody of the (real world) creation of a mouse with a human ear growing from its back http://www.nyc24.org/2002/issue04/story04/page2.asp .

He is a member of NAMBLA, the 'North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes'.

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He is often followed by a short odd looking man/boy-person named Kevin, wearing the same clothes as Dr. Mephisto. He quietly follows Mephisto as if he is an assistant, though he rarely assists with anything, and never speaks. This is erroneously believed by some fans to be a spoof on Mini-Me in Austin Powers, who wears the same clothes as Dr. Evil and never speaks, but in the 1996 movie version of "The Island of Dr. Moreau" (which was released before Austin Powers) Dr. Moreau had a sidekick who was a deformed midget who imitated Dr. Moreau and also never spoke. It was revealed in Primus's song "Mephisto and Kevin" that Kevin was an experiment to create the perfect pop star, using the sperm of Michael Jackson and genetically altering the DNA, he was birthed by a llama. He has a sweet, golden voice that was never heard in the show. In the Spontaneous Combustion episode, Dr. Mephisto complains (mentioning the name Kevin) that the Nobel Prize awards were rigged when he came out 2nd, after Randy Marsh, with his genetically engineered seven-assed Galápagos tortoise.

In the Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut story arc, Mephisto agrees to test several of the men in South Park to find out who Cartman's father was; both he and Kevin were actually potential fathers, along with nearly every other adult male in town, and John Elway. Neither Mephisto or Kevin have been shown in recent seasons, though Mephesto did have a brief non-speaking cameo in It's Christmas in Canada. In the episode Starvin' Marvin, when Chef began making a speech, he noticed Kevin and asked, "What the hell are you supposed to be anyway?"

Towelie

Towelie is a sophisticated, high tech towel. His action is mostly limited to giving towel advice ('Don't forget to bring a towel', a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and getting high. Although proclaimed by Cartman to be the "worst character ever," he became instantly popular with South Park fans. He is often quoted, and Comedy Central was quick to release Towelie merchandise. He was created as a satirical character based on corporate-created characters in an effort to sell merchandise (who usually spout catch-phrases and abuse drugs in an effort to be recognised as 'cool'). Ironically he had this same effect as a corporation-created fad. He has a small amount of experience with playing the guitar, although he may become high before this, and not play so well.

Quote: You wanna go get high? and Don't forget to bring a towel!

Priest Maxi

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Priest Maxi (also known as Father Maxi) is a Catholic priest who serves as the mouthpiece for South Park's Christian community. He is a narrow-minded and intolerant man who is convinced most people are going to be damned to Hell, often for trivial offenses. In one episode he bluntly claimed that Timmy would go to Hell, since Timmy cannot confess his sins, as he cannot speak anything fluently.

Despite his character flaws, it was he who, in the episode Red Hot Catholic Love, unearthed the massive corruption behind the many church-related sexual assaults. He also forced the Catholic Church to stop letting priests molest young boys, even though he performed fornication (with Clyde's mom) in a confession booth himself, and in the episode Cripple Fight, he was said to have gay sex with a male character.

He also seems to know very little about religion; once, when seeing Jesus, he exclaimed "Hey, it's that guy from the Public Access show!" However, considering that Jesus actually hosts a cable access show in South Park, this could be seen for irony purposes.

Much like Principal Victoria, his inverted name is a reference to singer Maxi Priest. Like many men in South Park, he is a great fan of the Denver Broncos.

Tuong Lu Kim (City Wok Guy)

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City Wok is a Chinese restaurant, apparently the only one of its kind in South Park. The restaurant first appeared in episode #602: Jared Has Aides. The word "city" appears often in the restaurant, its entreés and in the owners' dialogue (the joke being that his accent makes the word "city" sound like "Chitty", or "shitty"; however, when he pronounced words starting with 'sh', such as 'shrimp', he ends up saying 'cimp'.)

The name is a parody of the City Walk mall located in Universal City, California.

City Wok also doubles as the airline company City Airlines, which took Kyle and his friends to Canada (episode #715: It's Christmas in Canada) so they could retrieve Kyle's adopted brother Ike.

City Wok is managed and operated by Tuong Lu Kim. He has also constructed a city wall (obviously fashioned after the Great Wall of China) for South Park, per the request of parents who wanted to protect their children from being kidnapped (episode #611: Child Abduction is Not Funny). Like its Chinese counterpart, the wall faced constant invasion from Mongolians. He is married to a Chinese woman named Wing, fashioned after and played by the singer; she was smuggled into the country by the Chinese Mafia. He dislikes "Mongorians."

Jesus

Jesus has - or had - his own cable access show in South Park, Jesus and Pals. He has offered much sage advice to the boys, who have also discovered that all of Jesus' miracles were in fact rather clumsy sleight of hand, though he was seen performing genuine miracles in later episodes. However, in the sixth season Christmas episode, Red Sleigh Down, He was killed by an Iraqi soldier while protecting Santa and the boys, and has not appeared since; He was apparently killed permanently, but presumably He could be resurrected and appear in a later episode. He has been spotted in a crowd scene in the 100th episode, I'm A Little Bit Country. In Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut, he was implied to have had a relationship with Ms. Cartman

Satan

In addition to Jesus, Satan the Prince of Darkness is also often seen on South Park, though he actually lives in one of the few places worse than the town (Hell). Apparently, Satan is gay, though he also has a son named Damien. Satan has had relationships with Saddam Hussein, most particularly in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut and the Do the Handicapped Go To Hell?/Probably fourth-season religious story arc. He also had a boyfriend named Chris afterwards, but left both of them in an attempt to find himself. He later seemed to have a boyfriend named Kevin, but broke up with him too.

Satan has tried on at least three occasions ("Damien," "SP:BLU" and "Best Friends Forever") to take over Earth and/or Heaven, but has yet to succeed. Nevertheless he is often a sympathetic character, his romantic problems getting more airtime than his plans for evil. Often he seems to be playing the role of a tough guy, though in reality he is lonely and depressed inside. In a way he is an antihero and an anti-archetype.

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein is a recurring character on South Park, though his experiences on the show in no way parallel the real dictator's life. In fact, he is said several times to actually be already dead; the manner of his death is unclear, as the various descriptions of his demise which have been included on the show starkly conflict with one another. Satan, the South Park news, and the Canadian government have declared on several different occasions that Saddam was mauled to death by wild boars; however, George W. Bush states in "A Ladder to Heaven" that he was secretly assassinated by the U.S. government. Saddam's death is also featured in the film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut and the episode "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", although it was later revealed that the content of the latter actually represented a Terrance and Philip TV movie broadcast to the people of South Park. In both "A Ladder to Heaven" and the South Park film, Saddam is said to have gone to hell and entered into a homosexual relationship with Satan. However, Satan, being more sensitive than one would think, was hurt by Saddam's constant downtalking. Upon learning that Saddam had only feigned interest in him in the hope of obtaining his help in returning to Earth, Satan promptly broke up with him. Satan then arranged for Saddam to be sent to Heaven, where he was forced to coexist with Mormons; eternity there was for Saddam apparently a torture far worse than Hell.

When Saddam began to be in the news during the lead-up to the Second Gulf War, South Park creators had to tinker with their storyline to make a good parody. In "A Ladder to Heaven", the American government suspects Saddam of making WMDs in Heaven and plans to invade; they eventually give up, yet it is revealed that actually they were right, Saddam had made a weapons factory in the sky. Finally, in "It's Christmas in Canada" (which originally aired only three days after Saddam Hussein was captured in real life) South Park featured an episode where Saddam was found, somehow on Earth, in Canada and captured. He has not been seen since. Amazingly, the creators of South Park were able to put Saddam's own trademark "crazy beard" into the episode only three days after his capture. He also made a brief appearance in Krazy Kripples as part of Christopher Reeve's Legion of Doom.

Santa Claus

In addition to God and Jesus, Santa Claus also has a recurring role in the series, appearing in the Christmas episodes. He and Jesus once had a seeming rivalry going, but by Red Sleigh Down, they had evidently patched things up. He is often portrayed as a gun-toting, vigilante hero.

Santa also had a cameo in the animated short produced by the kids in A Very Crappy Christmas, his voice performed by Stan (in real life, Trey Parker voices both Stan and Santa Claus). He also appeared in A Woodland Creature Christmas, to slay all the demonic woodland creatures, and the antichrist.

One of the most notable scenes that he was involved in occurred when he had been taken hostage in Red Sleigh Down. In parodying a torture scene involving Mark Wahlberg in the movie Three Kings, he had his testicles shocked.

Scott Tenorman

Scott Tenorman is a 15 year old who scammed Cartman into buying some of his pubic hair ("pubes") in the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die..." Cartman then tried several attempts to scam, demand, and beg for his money back from Scott. Scott, however, would consistently outsmart and humiliate Cartman, eventually reducing Eric to sing "I am a little Piggy" to the tune of "I am a little Tea Pot" begging for his money back. More revenge attempts would follow, and just when Scott Tenorman thought he had ultimately humiliated Cartman by forcing him to ingest pubic hair from South Park's entire teenage population in a bowl of chili, Cartman turned the tables on Scott in an extreme, shocking, and grotesque manner, informing Scott that he is currently eating the ground up remains of his dead parents in a bowl of chili (possibly inspired by Titus Andronicus). He appears again in The Death of Eric Cartman mourning the death of his mother and father.

Dr. Doctor

Dr. Doctor, the only (and incredibly superstitious) doctor in South Park and at Hells Pass Hospital (another doctor was seen in Pink Eye, but presumably didn't survive the events of that episode), often treats the kids of South Park after bullying. In his diagnosis, he often uses the kids' slang terms to describe their injuries such as "second-degree titty twister" (See List of school pranks).

He is entirely incompetent, and superstitious as a doctor and in the film South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (where he was played by George Clooney) he replaced Kenny's heart with a baked potato; a reference to a song in Cannibal! The Musical. After Cartman supposedly gained psychic powers by falling off a building, he diagnosed Cartman as "incredibly stupid."

Farmer Carl Denkins

Denkins is a farmer, who lives just outside South Park. He shot and killed Scott Tenorman's parents for trespassing on his property in "Scott Tenorman Must Die". In the episode "Fun with Veal", he was known as Rancher Bob. In earlier episodes, his chicken fell prey to the chicken lover, his cows were mutilated by aliens and performed a mass suicide. He is a parody of Jud Goodman in Steven Kings Pet Cematary

Sergeant Louis Yates

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Sgt. Lou Yates is an inept Irish-American police officer who first appeared in the 7th season episode "Lil' Crime Stoppers. Then, in "Christian Rock Hard", he showed the boys what happens to musicians when people download music for free from the Internet. He also made a brief appearance again in that season in the episode "Casa Bonita", during the search for Butters. His first main role is when Michael Jackson (disguised as Mr. Jefferson) moves into South Park. Yates hates any black man wealthier than himself and frames him —as Mark Fuhrman was accused of doing to O.J. Simpson— but panics and becomes disillusioned when he realizes "Mr. Jefferson" is "white". He reappears in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" investigating the "serial killer," believing that Cartman is psychic. He did not make appearance until Season 9 in the episode Free Willzyx, leading an investigation on a missing whale. Since his first appearance in the 7th season, it seems as if he has replaced Officer Barbrady, although Barbrady is still seen whenever an incompetent cop is needed. His wife, Maggie, speaks with an Irish accent.

Mr. Twig

The frequently forgotten third friend of Mr. Garrison, replaces Mr. Hat for a short time when Mr. Hat ran away in the episode Summer Sucks. Mr. Hat was seen in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of Thousand Island Dressing... Mr. Hat, being a "two-timing whore", was replaced by Mr. Twig who understood him more. Mr. Twig suffered repeated attempts on his life by Mr. Hat in the episode Chef Aid, and in the end let Mr. Garrison return to Mr. Hat.

God

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God appears as a hybrid of a monkey, cat, and a hippopotamus. He likes to catch flies with his lizard-like tongue. He arrives whenever he is called out. When he appears he first appears as a resplendent white orb. God himself is a Buddhist, though only Mormons were allowed to enter Heaven. Eventually the population of Heaven was dwindling and therefore God allowed others, including Kenny, to enter Heaven. He is not hesitant to swear or use his or Jesus's name in vain.

Starvin' Marvin

Starvin' Marvin is a very thin Ethiopian boy who first appeared in Season One's Thanksgiving special, Starvin' Marvin. He later appeared in Starvin' Marvin in Space, in which he relocated his fellow Ethiopians to the planet Marklar.

Terrance and Phillip

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The children of South Park watch a cartoon called 'The Terrance and Phillip Show'. This popular Canadian cartoon is about two Canadians, Terrance and Phillip, who believe farting is funny. The comedy sketches on the show involve a character farting, possibly on the other's head, and then both laughing. Their hobbies include dressing up as pirates and searching for treasure in public places, such as the subway. When they are not looking for treasure, they are saving Canada or eating Kraft Dinner, pronounced (and spelled) Kroff Dinner in Canada.

Terrance and Phillip's main enemy on the show comes in the form of Scott (as in: "That's Scott; he's a dick."), who thinks they are disgusting for always farting. When he gets very annoyed, Scott wishes cancer on them.

One of their few friends is Ugly Bob. They call him Ugly Bob because "he has the features of a deformed burn victim" and his "face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver." Because of his hideous looks, Terrance and Phillip gave Bob a bag to wear over his head so people wouldn't see his face. (However, when the bag is removed, Ugly Bob's face appears identical to any other Canadian's, including Terrance and Phillip.)

Terrance used to be in a relationship with Celine Dion and had a daughter with her called Sally, who was later kidnapped by Saddam Hussein in a deal with Scott, who wanted to get back at Terrance and Phillip. Dion later started a relationship with Ugly Bob.

Terrance and Phillip are two of the main characters in South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. Kyle's mom has them arrested for corrupting children with their movie Asses of Fire. They were to be executed "as war criminals" but are saved in the nick of time.

They own a dog called Barky and a cat called Purry.

They could be seen at Chef's funeral in the episode, "The Return of Chef."

Timmy's Parents

Mr. Derp

A character very in to slapstick, replaced Chef for a short amount of time in The Succubus. He wears an apron which reads, "come an' get it!" His name, according to the commentary on the episode, comes from a word invented by Trey Parker and Matt Stone themselves, which they say means "an obvious joke" or is said when they do something dumb. "Derp" can be first heard by Matt Stone in the 1998 film BASEketball when he leaves Cindy's room with her mom's vibrator. The word "derp" is also used later in South Park, in fake Rob Schneider movie advertisements in the episode The Biggest Douche in the Universe. Mr. Derp can also be seen briefly in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls," running a food stand in the background, and in Timmy 2000, running a lemonade stand at Lalapalalaza.

Halfy

Halfy (Pronounced Half-ee) has no legs and appears in various old episodes. He's been in Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut when he was the only one who hadn't sex with Mrs. Cartman to which the others replied "You don't count, Haffy; you don't have any legs". He also appeared in Chickenlover in which he said he'd fuck chickens. Priest Maxi replied by saying consider people's feelings. When he is happy, haffy dives into the air and summersaults. Haffy appears to be a low life and is seen in the bar usually, he is presumabely a tramp. It is also unknown where he lost his legs.

Chickenlover

Chickenlover drives the "Booktastic Bus" and was revealed to have fucked the chickens as a plot to get Officer Barbrady to read. He has a red afro and wears a strange cape. In the recent episode Cartoon Wars Part I he was seen in the sports hall where everyone hid from the Iraqis after Family Guy showing Muhammed. He was naked though and must have been let out of prision.

Scott the Dick

Scott the Dick is a Canadian who hates Terrance and Phillip. He usually has alliances with Saddam Hussein and is hated by everyone in Canada for being a dick.

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